Two girls left a giant photo album in the store a couple days ago. I put it in the 'lost and found' with all the other stuff. Nobody claimed it for a couple days, so James and I started to look through it. The girls inside were pretty cute. For another day, no one claimed the photo album, then I got a call today from a mom looking for it. She sent her daughter in to retrieve it.

Now there are two versions of this story. One from my perspective and another from my manager's. So here it goes.

Girl: Hi, is Chuck here?
Cathy: You a friend of his?
Girl: It's who my mom told me to ask for.
Chuck: Can I help you?
Girl: We left a photobook here the other day.
Chuck: Wallet size, about three pictures?
Girl: (frowns)
Chuck: Kidding. Yeah we have it. (gets book) We were wondering when someone was coming in.
Girl: Thanks.
Chuck: Yup.

That's how I thought it happened, but apparently there was a lot more smiling and giggling in the beginning; and the end went something a little more like this.

Chuck: We were wondering when someone was coming in.
Girl: Yeah we couldn't--
Chuck: Ok, bye. (turns around)

So this girl was trying to flirt with me and I cut her off. Cathy said she was smiling the whole time, which apparently went right over my head. Once again, according to her, I went so far as to turn around before she finished her sentence. I remember nothing of the sort.

Not that it really matters, but am I that oblivious? Am I too stupid to notice? Are the rest of you guys like me? My curiosity is peaked. So send in your comments. Our phone lines are open.