the time to hesitate is through

So it looks like we're going to get kicked out of our apartment. Call me the pessimistic one, but I've got a bad feeling about this. Our landlord stopped by today for a little chat with Billy and Mike. He kept asking Mike if it was just the two of them here. And what could Mike keep telling him but yes. Unfortunately, they've seen us all here for the past month, all the time, so it's got to be painfully obvious that it's not just two bachelors living here.

This is stressful. I just got a job, and now it looks like I might not have a place to live soon. Our only plan is to find a way to tell our landlord without him kicking us out, or split up into two one-bedroom apartments. Currently I'm checking prices on Extended Stay hotels.

We're screwed.

(p.s. No April fools, guys. This time it's serious.)