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"a poor gay street cat"

posted on Saturday, August 20, 2005 by

I found this under the 'free stuff' category for Craig's List and thought it was funny enough to mention to Amanda... suddenly she couldn't stop laughing at the thought of an extremely gay cat hitting on all the other [presumably 'straight'] stray cats... so I thought I'd cut & paste it - hopefully it will make you laugh half as hard as it did to Amanda...
I started feeding a small hungry stray cat that was hanging around my building. I was sure it was a girl due to its feminine demeanor and the way it would coo and holler like she was in heat when other stray male cats where around. I grew more and more fearful that she would get pregnant untill one day she was licking herself and to my great surprise she revealed a penis. He is very sweet and has become very tame and likes to be held and petted. I would keep him myself except I am only allowed to have one cat in my apt; which I have. I would love to find him a good home before the weather turns. He is a white cat that I assume is an adolescent. Although he is small I think he is full grown. If you can find it in your heart to take in a poor gay street cat please call Jason at 310-749-4797



4 comments for "a poor gay street cat"

and Anonymous Anonymous was all like...

Oh Nooooo... LMAO

Poor gay street cat with his butt popped out (why why?) walking the streets.

Billy you need to draw this!
This is way tooo funny.

  9:42 AM, August 22, 2005
and Blogger Seth was all like...

That poor gay cat.

  9:44 AM, August 22, 2005
and Blogger allister was all like...

Learn to accept your pet for who it is.

  6:57 AM, August 25, 2005
and Anonymous Anonymous was all like...

Good thing it's free!

  11:49 AM, August 25, 2005

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