Did you know that the world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1? I read that on Snapple's "Snappleton" site ('real fact' #16), and started thinking about just how many damn termites that is - how is there anything left?

Now I can't get the mental image of billions and billions of pounds of termites crawling over eachother out of my head - I think I'm going to be sick.